As Is letra

Kid: How much for the car?

Man: Fifty bucks.

Kid: Will you fix the fenders, light and stuff?

Man: See that sign? It says AS IS. That means you get it exactly the way you see it--AS IS. Fifty bucks, and it's yours.

Kid: Five dollars.
Man: Thirty-five.
Kid: Ten.
Man: Thirty.
Kid: Fifteen.
Man. Sold!

At that, the car promptly falls to pieces.

Kid: I want it AS WAS!

Sesame Street (Vila Sésamo) - Letras

• 14 Carrot Love
• A Bark In The Dark
• A Birdie's Eye
• A Brand New Baby
• A Cat Had A Birthday
• A Face
• A Friend For All Seasons
• A Gift
• A Hole In The Bucket
• A Letter To Ling Lu
• A Little Bit (At The Beginning)
• A New Way To Walk
• A Really Good Feeling
• A Song From Kermit
• A Song Without A Reason, A Song Without A Rhyme
• A Very Simple Dance
• A, You're Adorable
• ABC-DEF-GHI
• Abierto
• Above It All
• Achoo!
• Adding
• Adventure
• African Alphabet
• Ain't No Road Too Long
• Air
• All By Myself ... Well, Why Not?
• All Dressed Up
• Alphabet Bully
• Alphabet Jungle
• Alphabet Soup
• Alphaquest
• Animal Department Store
• As Is
• Ask Some Questions
• B Or Not A B
• Baby Blankie Blues
• Baby, Say it Loud!
• Bats In My Belfry
• Bayou Alphabet
• Be My D
• Be-Doodle
• Beginning, Middle And An End
• Behind Your Face
• Bein' Green
• Being A Pig
• Believe In Yourself
• Bert And Ernie And The Fan
• Bert's Lament
• Bert's Love Song
• Between
• Big Blue Marble
• Big Kids Cry
• Big Round Nose
• Blue Suede Shoes
• Blueberry Mouth
• Bones (Inside Of You)
• Born To Add
• Breakfast Time
• Bubble On My Snuffle
• Bus Stop
• Butterfly
• C Drives Me Crazy
• C Is For Cookie
• Calcutta Joe
• Capital I
• Captain Vegetable
• Caribbean Amphibian
• Catch Another Butterfly
• Celery Bunch
• Cereal Girl
• Chopsticks
• Circles
• Clucky Clucky Chicken
• Cold
• Cookie Disco
• Couldn't We Ride
• Count It Higher
• Count On Me
• Count Up To Nine
• Counting Is Wonderful
• Country In The City
• Couple Of Grouches
• Creature Feature
• D-u-c-k-i-e
• Daddy Dear
• Dance Myself To Sleep
• Danger's No Stranger
• Dear Mr. Cookie (You Made Me Love You)
• Dee, Dee, Dee
• Different Ways
• Dinner For 9
• Disco Frog
• Do De Rubber Duck
• Do The Benny Hop
• Do The Dog
• Doin The Trash
• Doin' The Pigeon
• Doing The Family Thing
• Doing The Penguin
• Don't Eat The Pictures
• Down Below The Street
• Down By The Old Mill Stream
• Dressed Up
• Durango Mountain Caballero
• Easy Going Day
• Eatin' Cookie
• Eight Beautiful Notes
• Elbows And Knees
• Eleven Morning
• Elmo And The Lavender Moon
• Elmo's Opera Lullaby
• Elmo's Song
• Everybody Eats
• Everybody Sleeps
• Everyone Likes Ice Cream
• Everyone Makes Mistakes
• Everything Goes
• Feelings
• Felines
• Fiesta
• Five
• Five Bears In The Bed
• Five Monsters In My Family
• Five People In My Family
• Fixing My Hair
• Follow The Arrows
• Forty Blocks From My Home
• Four
• Frazzle
• Friendship
• Frogs In The Glen
• Front Back Dancing Yaks
• Funny Farm
• Fur
• Furry Happy Monsters
• Garbage
• Gingerbread Man
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Nearly Missed
• Sunny Days
• The Alligator King
• The Alphabet
• The Ball Goes Up
• The Ballad Of Casey Macphee
• The Ballad Of The Sad Cafe
• The Batty Bat
• The Chicken Or The Egg
• The Christmas Wish
• The Count's Lullaby
• The Counts Birdy-Pox Lullaby
• The Counts Lullaby
• The Dancing Uncles
• The E Song
• The Elephant Elevator Operator
• The First Day Of School
• The First Time It Happens
• The Fox And The Crow
• The Garden
• The Garden Song
• The Grouch Anthem
• The Grouch Song
• The Happiest Street In the World
• The Honker Duckie Dinger Jamboree
• The Insects In Your Neighbourhood
• The J Song
• The Land Of Eight
• The Land Of Six
• The Last Cookie Roundup
• The Letter N
• The Monster In The Mirror
• The Monsters Three Wishes
• The Moon Shines
• The Name Song
• The Pinball Song
• The Rainbow Connection
• The Scale Song
• The Seven Tiny Little Mice
• The Sound of the Letter A
• The Tale Of Tom Tattertall Tuttletut
• The Ten Commandments Of Health
• The Three Pretty Kitties
• The Word Is No
• The Worm Co-operation Song
• There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea
• There's A Lot Of Different Ways To Get To School
• There's No Letter Better Than B
• Things Are Always Changing
• Things That I Already Know
• Thinking Of U
• This Frog
• Toreador L Song
• Toucan Two-Step
• Touch, Hold, Reach
• Transylvania Love Call
• True Blue Miracle
• True Mud
• Tu Me Gustas (I Like You)
• Twelveia
• Two
• Two Heads Are Better Than
• Two Little Dolls
• V - Vine
• Visit The Moon
• Wavin' Goodbye To You With My Heart
• We All Sing With The Same Voice
• We Are All Earthlings
• We're Alive
• Wet Paint
• What Are Kids Called
• What Do I Do When I'm Alone?
• What Do You Do With A Fruit?
• What Do You Do With A Pet?
• What Is Friend?
• What makes music?
• What's It Like To Be In School?
• What's The Name Of That Song?
• When Bert's Not Here
• When I'm Itchy, I Scratch
• When Muppets Cry
• When The River Meets The Sea
• When We Grow Up
• When You Grow Up
• Who Am I?
• Who You Looking At Tiger?
• Willie Wimple
• Windy Day
• Wonderful Me
• X Marks The Spot
• Yankee Doodle
• Yip Yip Family
• You Moon
• You're A Family
• You're Alive
• You're Beautiful (Just As You Are)
• You're Gonna Be A Star
• You're My Baby
• Zig Zag Dance
• ZZ Blues